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10 Times Redditors Were Robbed of a Good Meal

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Everyone’s got to eat, three meals a day is ideal. Sometimes life has other plans. There’s nothing quite like being robbed of your basic necessities – like eating.

1. Nearly Cremated Chicken

Already carrying a sleep debt and an empty stomach? Trying to be responsible and eat at home? Watch out for chicken cremations. They can happen to the best of us.

2. Lost to the Floor

You’re tired and it took the last bit of energy you had just to get through a KFC drive through. You gave it your all that day just to see your last bit of nutrition and dignity drop to the floor. Floor, one. Stomach, zero.

3. Extra Texture

This poor guy was betrayed by his own tooth. Unfortunately, the tooth chose that meal to say, “I quit”. Teeth are supposed to chew for you, not be chewed by you.

4. Uninvited Guests

At least they noticed. This says a lot about the fly and the guy. Both very diligent. Both very conscientious. Both very observant.

5. Porch Robbery

I mean, come on. When are we going to start prosecuting cats for porch robberies?

6. Straight to Jail

I would be tempted to reply, “I’m sorry you were arrested! Can you and the officer drop the order off on the way to the precinct?”

7. Mealworm

I mean, it looks like a mealworm. Evidently they have a lot of protein.

8. Chaotic Bird Attack

Just trying to enjoy a nice meal out with friends? Nope, it’s actually a Hitchcock reboot in the making. At least it was caught on camera.

9. Sandwich in Disguise

A sandwich in drag. There isn’t enough bread in the world to hide the lies underneath. “Thanks for my deceptive bread cosplay.”

10. Death Row Disappointment

All this dude wanted was a freaking can of Spaghetti-O’s and the system could not deliver? Others are eating lobster and Wagyu beef filets and that’s totally doable, but a can of Spaghetti-O’s is far too difficult to accommodate. They literally robbed this guy from his childhood comfort in his last moments of life. They should have revoked his sentence purely based on the incompetency this shows.

Has life ever robbed you from the sheer ability to enjoy a meal?

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